Hey everyone. I've decided to conclude this contest. I'm glad more than one person entered, but the decision was pretty hard to make. But that aside. The winner is: igott! His/her caption got my attention the most, so igott, congratulations! To those of you who wanted to enter, I'm sorry, but a third contest will come.
If you have anything to add, feel free to comment. I respond to all.
Here's your caption, igott: **i wonder what it tastes like...**